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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/huge-rise-in-feeling-like-***t-2013041165356
Research by the Institute for Studies found that 64% of Britons currently feel like ***t, with an additional 16% feeling ‘pretty ***t’.
Professor Henry Brubaker said: “People who feel ok are such a small minority that they’re practically freaks.
“If everyone felt fine, there would be virtually no ****-ups. Trains would run on time, newspapers would be free of spelling mistakes and even ITV2 would be quite good.
“Saying that, I must admit I feel pretty ***t today. Had a few drinks last night then stayed up and watched two-thirds of a detective film with Michael Douglas in it.”
Professor Brubaker believes an unrealistic attitude to midweek drinking is the main cause of feeling like ***t.
“People think it’s possible to have four or five pints on a week night and feel alright the following day.
“It’s a behaviour learned during their student years, when they didn’t have to get up until 3pm and then only to watch game shows.”
He added: “More people feel like ***t now than in the Middle Ages, when we slept on straw and were regularly attacked by marauders.”
Sales administrator Julian Cook said: “I feel like I’m constantly on the verge of coming down with mumps. Also everything always looks a bit blurry around the edges.
“I’m so very tired.”
Research by the Institute for Studies found that 64% of Britons currently feel like ***t, with an additional 16% feeling ‘pretty ***t’.
Professor Henry Brubaker said: “People who feel ok are such a small minority that they’re practically freaks.
“If everyone felt fine, there would be virtually no ****-ups. Trains would run on time, newspapers would be free of spelling mistakes and even ITV2 would be quite good.
“Saying that, I must admit I feel pretty ***t today. Had a few drinks last night then stayed up and watched two-thirds of a detective film with Michael Douglas in it.”
Professor Brubaker believes an unrealistic attitude to midweek drinking is the main cause of feeling like ***t.
“People think it’s possible to have four or five pints on a week night and feel alright the following day.
“It’s a behaviour learned during their student years, when they didn’t have to get up until 3pm and then only to watch game shows.”
He added: “More people feel like ***t now than in the Middle Ages, when we slept on straw and were regularly attacked by marauders.”
Sales administrator Julian Cook said: “I feel like I’m constantly on the verge of coming down with mumps. Also everything always looks a bit blurry around the edges.
“I’m so very tired.”