narouz said:[centre]"Welcome to the Peat Belief Forum!
We hope you will make a new and cozy home for yourself here!
At Peat Belief Forum we understand that many of you come to us
after rocky routes through other destructive diet programs.
This can truly be stressful, depressing, and even disabling.
Here, as we say, we hope you will find a sheltering haven and home.
Here, you know you will be surrounded by fellow believers.
We know this, because no Peat disbelievers are allowed!
At Peat Belief Forum we promote and trust in the ideas of the great man, Ray Peat.
Trust, belief, and optimism are our watchwords!
If you don't want to share in the spirit of those watchwords,
Peat Belief Forum is not for you.
At Peat Belief Forum, this is what we believe:
The Peat diet is clearly the most delicious diet ever invented by man.
And it is an easy, almost effortless diet:
no fussy restrictions, no limits, no suffering.
His diet is almost unlimited and is as varied as the paradise of nature's bounty!
The diet redefines the concept of "satisfaction":
when you eat this diet, you will have no other wants or desires or cravings.
Almost as soon as the first gelatin package melts in your mouth,
you will begin to get in touch with your natural, instinctual appetites.
All the evil foods of your past will quickly become repulsive to you!
The Ray Peat diet is a limitless garden of sensual and aesthetic delight.
Everyone at this forum agrees to this--in advance!
We like to say here at Peat Belief Forum,
if you can't say something nice about Peat,
don't say anything at all!
At Peat Belief Forum, you will never experience negativity, doubt, or confusion--
and the resulting stress those mental states incur.
We encourage optimism, positivity, devotion, trust and hope.
Not only do we encourage it, we demand it!
It is the least we can do in our mission to provide you with a Peat haven and home.
We are a place of healing--not rancor and doubt!
Let's get started!
Let's begin the journey to PeatDom together, unified as brothers and sisters!
Let us always keep the light of belief firmly in front of us as our goal,
and banish to the wasteland any doubts or uncertainty!
May Peat be with you![/centre]
Does anybody else think this looks like the obituary of a priest?
Here li(v)es Narouz.
But he is not happy about it.
After some suffering he succumbed to
a severe case of Ray Peat.
One day he will follow his comrades
who where lost along the way and
forgotten by many but fondly remembered
and thoroughly mourned by him alone:
smoked salmon, fried hamburger, pork loins, broccoli and many, many others.
May they rest in peace and everybody be called a liar who claims to have a good life without them.
Amen.