messtafarian
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Is there an emergency protocol for ingesting something horrible you did not want but bit into before you knew better?
I was knocking around here craving sugar, really debating whether I should go to the grocery store and get some chocolate or gummy bears or make some caramel on the stove.
My brother came home with a brownie ESPECIALLY for me. Joy, joy, joy chomp. It was a caramel brownie from a bakery in town and all I saw on the ingredients were chocolate, caramel, white flour ( but had to be minimal due to density of said delectable), sugar, butter, eggs, salt.
Then? In finer print: Contains wheat, eggs, soy.
SOY???
Where is the soy in this brownie? Somewhere in chocolate or the caramel that they listed as an ingredient without saying what was in it. SOY.
I am so mad right now. I didn't even go to the store to get the soything. It CAME INTO MY HOUSE, attached to a trusted relative, and lied its way into my gastrointestinal system.
Now I am MAD. SOY is freakin SATAN. Soy ruined my life. It blew up my thyroid and destroyed my hormones. Soy made me infertile at 38. Everything at the grocery store is laced with poison, we know that, but this is a bakery in town that uses normal things in baking like eggs and milk and butter. And the soy has somehow gotten in their supply chain too.
So what can I do? Should I take an extra aspirin tonight? Carrot salad?
Ipecac?
I was knocking around here craving sugar, really debating whether I should go to the grocery store and get some chocolate or gummy bears or make some caramel on the stove.
My brother came home with a brownie ESPECIALLY for me. Joy, joy, joy chomp. It was a caramel brownie from a bakery in town and all I saw on the ingredients were chocolate, caramel, white flour ( but had to be minimal due to density of said delectable), sugar, butter, eggs, salt.
Then? In finer print: Contains wheat, eggs, soy.
SOY???
Where is the soy in this brownie? Somewhere in chocolate or the caramel that they listed as an ingredient without saying what was in it. SOY.
I am so mad right now. I didn't even go to the store to get the soything. It CAME INTO MY HOUSE, attached to a trusted relative, and lied its way into my gastrointestinal system.
Now I am MAD. SOY is freakin SATAN. Soy ruined my life. It blew up my thyroid and destroyed my hormones. Soy made me infertile at 38. Everything at the grocery store is laced with poison, we know that, but this is a bakery in town that uses normal things in baking like eggs and milk and butter. And the soy has somehow gotten in their supply chain too.
So what can I do? Should I take an extra aspirin tonight? Carrot salad?
Ipecac?