Such_Saturation said:So what is your personal poop goodness metric, then.
I was hoping you'd ask, Such.
Well, let's see.
1. they (the poops) don't burn my butthole...aren't acidy feeling
2. they are not in the form of diarrhea
3. on the other hand, they are not too hard or dry...they're just right!
4. they kinda stay together and come out like ice cream at a Tastee Freeze
or like PlayDough from a squeeze dispenser; in other words they have a fairly even consistency,
so that they kinda just squeeze out smoothly and break off naturally as gravity exerts its influence
5. they don't smell very foul; not to say people outside the restroom bang on the door and ask when dinner is served...
6. ideally, I don't have to wipe a whole lot to feel clean, or return to re-wipe 15 minutes later.
I'm sure I can go into greater granularity,
but...I'm gonna have to go sit on the pot for a while
and allow my muse to inspire me.